So are the days of our love lives
While Cupid shines his light on the nation's beloved supermodel, it's the younger divas kicking up a stink around Hollywood.
As one Kiwi icon prepares to tie the knot, another one cuts that knot loose. God, I sound like Days of our Lives. Good news for our nation's favourite supermodel, Rachel Hunter, who said yes to ice hockey playing toyboy Jarret Stoll's proposal in the grounds of Mollies hotel in Auckland last week.

Crack open a celebratory Trumpet! I know it's cold, but that's never stopped me eating ice cream. All it takes is a bit of dedication.

Thirty seven years younger than her ex, Rod Stewart, Jarret is due to begin playing for the LA Kings (not the LA Lakers, as one TV breakfast show remarked last week) in the NHL in September.

Jarret even took the kids to Paradice ice rink while Rachel worked. Paradice! I didn't even know that place was still open. I thought it had joined Skateland in that big rink resting place in the sky.

The couple's rep Mike Heller confirmed their happy news, saying "She has been with Jarrett for a long time." God knows I'm not raining on their parade, but two years isn't really that long to be going out with someone. Not really.

All the mags have pictures of Rachel's "cushion cut, five carat engagement ring. It's pretty. Me likey.

Now, on to the important questions! When's the big day? And will there be a baby on the way soon? And has Jarret got a friend for Jennifer Aniston?

But it's sad news on the marriage front for former Kiwi cricketer Chris Cairns, with the Woman's Weekly breaking the news that he's called it quits with second wife Carin after two sons and four years of marriage. His first marriage only lasted a year.

The Weekly reports a third party - a young Aussie woman - is involved. Cairns will be keeping himself busy for the next five weeks at least, walking from Auckland to Christchurch to promote his charity which raises money for rail safety. His sister Louise was killed in a rail accident in 1993.

Say hello to Hollywood's littlest and most glorious diva, Suri Cruise! In all her tantrum-throwing glory on the front of the Woman's Day. I like this kid. She's sassy. And god knows she'll need to know her own mind as she grows up in that household.

Apparently the littlest Cruise rules the roost, and "there's no room for compromise in Suri's world." Are they sure she's not related to Naomi Campbell? Only time will tell. Let's wait and see if she assaults the help.

Traditional Scientology upbringing encourages parents to be "permissive" with their children, and "the word ‘no' is almost never used." When she painted on the wall, the Day reports, "Tom and Katie told her it was beautiful."

Suri's world consists of fine china and luxury bedding, no bedtime, and choosing her own designer outfits to wear each day.

New Idea keeps the theme going with the ‘Sugar and Spice' of the celebrity baby world, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt and Suri Cruise. While Suri yearns for company, Shiloh is in amongst five brothers and sisters. Shiloh loves swimming and playing outdoors, while Suri doesn't like to get her tiny designer gowns dirty. Shiloh eats junk food (hoorah!) and watches cartoons (double hoorah!) while Suri prefers matinee theatre performances. Really? That's not what I gathered when I saw photos of Katie and Suri leaving The Little Mermaid in New York last week, Suri with her hands over her ears.

I'm not too big to admit I'm jealous of all these celebs flip flopping round exotic locales. Cindy Crawford and Naomi Campbell in France. Kate Moss in Ibiza. The Rock's got a rocking body in Hawaii. Diana Ross (whoops! Kelly Rowland) in Miami. An honest mistake, that one.

Prince William and Kate Middleton are on holiday in the Caribbean paradise of Mustique, while I'm forced to negotiate the rain and wind while walking up Parnell Rise in heels. Grumble. He's on a break from army duty and she's on a break, from, well, sitting at home. Apparently he wants "a large tattoo like the one David Beckham has." Er, has one thought this through properly, William? Grandma might not be amused!

Let's just hope he doesn't copy the tattoo Becks got of his wife's name in Hindi on his arm - spelt wrong.

Just when you thought you were running low on intriguing Jennifer Aniston news, here's your weekly update - and it's a stiff about turn from last week's reports. Last week it was marriage and babies, this week the New Idea leads with a story on how Jennifer dumped John. Make up your mind, woman!

Their story doesn't quite tally with John's statements to the press in the US over the last couple of days.

"I ended a relationship because there is no lying," he said. "I ended a relationship to be alone because I don't want to waste somebody's time if something's not right. I don't waste people's time."

NI reckons Aniston sent Mayer down the one-way road to Dumpsville because he "wouldn't give her the commitment she deserves." Um, after four months? Please! That woman couldn't break up with her own hairbrush.

There's tales of Mayer cavorting in a spa pool with a brunette on a Mexican mini break. Both her best friends, Courteney Cox and Sheryl Crow, didn't think he was the right fella for her. Word is Courteney found him "odd, even a bit creepy at times."

New mama Tori Spelling has thrown her toys out of the cot, so to speak, and dropped out of her part in the new, rejigged, guaranteed not to be as awesome TV version of 90210. Tori says it's because she wants to spend time with her baby. The mags report that she saw red after finding out co-stars Shannen Doherty and Jennie Garth were to be paid between $45,000-$60,000 an episode, while Tori was offered less than $25,000.

That would be because you're half as good, Tori. Who watched 90210 to see Donna Martin's fug mug? Actually, Shannen should be getting all the money. She'll be the one pulling in the punters with her bad-ass rendition of Brenda Walsh.

Talk about a weird couple! It couldn't be true that ageing heartthrob Keanu Reeves is hooking up with...Trinny of Trinny and Susannah. Could it? Could it! There are pics of them riding a motorbike together in LA. She is married, but it's long rumoured to be on the rocks. He dresses with a touch of the hobo, so would be subject to endless wardrobe scrutiny - plus frequent visit from Susannah and the pair of them shrieking endlessly about ‘baps.'

Run, Keanu, run!

And that's all from the mags this week!

 

3 Comments
1. aronina1 - Aug 19 07:20am
Suri & Shiloh are the cutest Hollywood babies. I love the pics of Suri with her arms crossed. Too cute :) As for Naomi Campbell, every dawg has its day. What a beearch!
2. mishanessa@xtra.co.nz - Aug 19 07:52am
Suri lks to me like a spoilt brat, it's sad that she is not being brought up "normally" - however kids are all different and we shldn't compare shiloh with suri. I say good on you Ange and Brad for giving your kids normality!!! god knows they are going to need all the normality they can get
3. karri.r@xtra.co.nz - Aug 19 11:42am
hmmm what about Keanu and Jen???? He's had a fair bit of heartbreak in his life and I could see them as a possibility!
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