Anna Higgins

The smut: Thursday: (03/07/08)

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 12:05:45 -0800

Looks aren't everything. Apparently. You all know how much I love the smut. It's right up there with Henry Klum Samuel, Johnny Depp, Coronation Street, sav blanc and Buenos Aires in my books. I also have a big soft spot for the eighties supermodels, when hair was big, bodies defied gravity and you could actually figure out why girls made good models by looking at them. They posed in skimpy bikinis, and acted badly in movies. ...

The smut: Wednesday (02/07/08)

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:26:03 -0800

The Chosen Ones are coming
Hold your breath, people, and listen. Do you hear a choir of angels singing? No? Then The Chosen Ones have not been born yet. Keep an ear out for a chorus or two of ‘alleluiah!' which will undoubtedly be bursting forth with the Jolie-Pitt twins enter the world.

It's reportedly coming very soon after mama-to-be Angelina Jolie was admitted to hospital in the south of France to prepare for her babies' birth. ...

The smut: Tuesday (01/07/08)

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 14:59:24 -0800

Now, to say you don't adore Will Smith would be as un-American as disliking hot dogs, apple pie, or the 4th of July. The all-American superstar is the king of the Hollywood box office right now, with seven consecutive movies making US$100m or more. He's charming. He's good looking. And he's a devoted family man.

I think Will Smith is great, but the megastar has been making headlines lately for the stuff he's been doing away from the silver screen. ...

What goes on tour doesn't stay on tour

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 13:57:27 -0800

Hooray! The mags have excelled themselves this week, with every one having something decent to read and tales of busty babes, royal romances and a night on the tiles, McConaughey style. Shall we begin?

He may be about to enter into fatherhood, but that hasn't stopped our favourite little-limbed bongo playing bad boy, Matthew McConaughey, from living it up. ...

The smut: Friday (27/06/08)

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 17:13:33 -0800

Could the rumours be true for once? The Times a very reputable British newspaper, has this week reported that Madonna herself has retained the services of Ms Fiona Shackleton, London's divorce lawyer extraordinaire.

Of course, you'll remember that Shackleton was Paul MccCartney's divorce lawyer and ensure that his money-grubbing ex, Heather Mills received only one quarter of the GBP80m she was demanding from the former Beatle. ...

The smut: Thursday (26/06/08)

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 17:12:28 -0800

Shame, Naomi Campbell! The anger-prone supermodel was supposed to present at the celebratory bash for Nelson Mandela's 90th birthday in London this week, but the man himself has relegated her to a spectator role after her latest arrest for assault. Her third.

The man Naomi refers to as her 'honorary grandfather' denied her perky ass as not only was he less than impressed by her behaviour in the Heathrow fracas, the model was also wearing a 46664 baseball cap. ...

The smut: Wednesday (25/06/08)

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 17:11:25 -0800

I don't know why, but I like Anne Hathaway. Granted, regular readers will know that I don't have a soft spot for many, if any, celebs, but I do for Anne. Maybe it's because she kept her plain name when she got famous, choosing to be hold on to the same name as William Shakespeare's wife rather than choosing a stripper-type moniker (from Tara Patrick to Carmen Electra) or the ridiculous (from Caryn Johnson to Whoopi Goldberg). ...

It's not that complicated, just a bit disturbing

Tue, 24 Jun 2008 13:05:36 -0800

I've just watched the first episode of the new Denise Richards reality show. So I'm a bit behind the ball, I know, I know, but there's no way I'm missing brand new Outrageous Fortune on a Tuesday night for this muck. I figured it would be replayed a million and one times on the E! Channel anyway, and my hunch was proved right.

I won't be watching it again. ...

Posh Spice's pregnancy pickle

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 12:56:52 -0800

There were things I always thought you could depend on in life when it comes to the rich and famous. Eva Longoria will always like to talk about herself. Demi Moore will always look hotter than you. Shiloh Jolie-Pitt will always be gorgeous. And Victoria Beckham will always venture out of the house severely and delightfully overdressed for the occasion. ...

A bag of mixed nuts

Tue, 17 Jun 2008 10:00:01 -0800

I tend to go with the tried-and-true method of choosing whichever has something mean to say about Tom Cruise. I'm sorry, but that man gives me the willies.

Woman's Day is reporting that Cruise has moved his family into a brand new Hollywood mansion - or should I say bunker? Costing a cool $45 million, the house is kitted out with state-of-the-art security measures to keep out crazed fans (Tom Cruise still has fans?) and anti-Scientology activists. ...