Living Lohan will document the working and personal life of Dina as she tries to launch the career of her younger daughter, 14-year-old Ali, who recently told a magazine that she wants to be famous "so bad."

‘Cause it worked out so well for your big sister?

"The Lohans are one of the most intriguing families in the entertainment industry today," E! said in a statement. "This is a family that knows how to roll with the punches and come out on top. Dina is an incredibly hard-working, passionate mom that I think our viewers will find both relatable and highly entertaining."

No doubt Dina will try and rope Lindsay into as many episodes as possible.

The Lohan reality show comes hot on the heels of news that Two and a Half Men star Charlie Sheen took legal action to try and prevent ex-wife Denise Richards from featuring their daughters, aged 3 and 2, in her new reality show.

He's now calling for a boycott of Denise's show for the ‘exploitation' of his daughters.

While a three-year-old and a two-year-old can't possibly choose life in the limelight, there are plenty of celebs who have found notoriety by opening their lives up on the small screen. The Osbournes paved the way in 2002 with a glimpse into their madcap, dog-infested Beverly Hills mansion.

Close behind was Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica which showed the recently-hitched D-listers settling in to their Calabasas mansion. Jessica proved herself dim, if rather endearing, with comments like: "Platypus? I thought it was pronounced platymapus. Has it always been pronounced platypus?" and "The first thing I'm going to do is poop."

And let's not forget her dad, pervy Papa Joe! "Jessica has waited to sing about or have sex until she's married. And now she's married and now and I think we're celebrating the fact that she can do it until she's blue in the face and she can sing about it too."

You would be celebrating, you old perv.

These days, the celebrity reality shows on telly are a bit of a mixed bag, like those 50 cent mixtures you used to buy from the dairy when you were a kid. If you were lucky you'd get gummy strawberries, some of those Eskimos and a whole lot of smokers. Other times it'd be those chewy bananas and the ones that tasted like aniseed.

Keeping Up With The Kardashians is boiled sweets. They're okay, but you don't want them all the time, and you certainly wouldn't go out and buy them. The novelty quickly wears off all those Kardashian girls with their black hair and their names all beginning with ‘K'. And don't look me in the eye and say that it's normal for everyone in your family to have a sex tape which ‘leaks' on to the internet!

Kimora: Life In The Fab Lane is like fizzy coke bottles - you want more and then they make you feel a bit sick. The tales of model-mogul Kimora Lee Simmons, her two daughters and their extravagantly over the top life makes for some hideously compulsive viewing. Kimora is fierce, as her mate Tyra Banks would say, and it's quite compelling to see how someone with a whole lot of money and not much idea how to treat people operates.

I was never sure whether or not I really ever liked those chewy milk bottles, and I'm on the fence too with Snoop Dogg's Fatherhood, which started on E! in January. Apart from wondering why Snoop and wife Shante gave their sons two such similar names (Cordell and Corde), the show feels a bit, well, forced.

Although the kids are cute and Snoop is good for a few laughs, especially when he's been indulging in a bit of a session on the weed. The recent episode where he attempted to play ice hockey was pretty damn funny.

I'm not ashamed to say that my personal favourite reality show, and the favourite of plenty of people I know, guys and girls alike, is Girls Of The Playboy Mansion. It's the pineapple lump of the mixed lolly bag!

Whatever your thoughts on their weird relationship with an 80-something year old man or whether you could ever bring yourself to do the nasty with Hef, Holly, Bridget and Kendra make that show a must-see.

My favourite's always been Bridget because she seemed the most normal of the three, but that position is slowly being usurped by Kendra. She's only young and she's just so immature, and pretty thick, but she's always laughing. And even if she has to sleep with a man thirty-odd years older than her mother, she's totally loving the lifestyle. Plus, I like those really inappropriate booty shuffles she always does. Kendra has a foot phobia and does not like her burgers rare. See what gems you can find out online!

She doesn't know what a ‘parliament' is, she's scared of foreign food, and always adds a touch of class to proceedings. She once described that the Fourth of July was all about "food, fireworks and f---ing".

Imagine life in a land where everyone has strangely perky, bulbous bosoms, there's an abundance of pink, small dogs, and theme parties, and there's a lot of nudity!

So who'd get your vote if a new celeb reality show was to get the green light? I'd quite like to see life behind the scenes for Ice-T and Coco, the rapper-turned-actor and his voluptuous wife.

Watch as Ice raps on stage with Body Count, works on the set of Law and Order, and Coco tries to find another pair of pants to accentuate her camel toe! The opportunities are endless.