She may live amongst the urban sprawl of Los Angeles, but according to the New Idea Angelina Jolie has always liked to go bush.

The mag leads this week with the story of Misty Cooper, an LA lesbian who hooked up with Angie while she was making Gone in 60 Seconds eight years ago. As we all know before Maddox, charity work and a man called Bradley, Angie was a leather loving tattooed temptress - and no one was safe!

Certainly not Misty, who with a name like that was always likely to get into trouble of a sexy nature. Misty, who has had a partner since 2000, obviously isn't over it and sent pics of Angie honking her boob out on the front of her Christmas cards this year.

The mag has all the saucy details - well, as saucy as a weekly women's mag can get in print anyway. Apparently Misty 'still feels shudders of excitement' when she thinks about 'sex-mad Ange's seduction techniques.'

"One person warned me to stay away, saying she was trouble. But it was impossible, she's just so sexy." She also gives Brad Pitt a heads up, saying Ange is far too much of a wild child to be tied down by one mere fella, even if he is a hunk.

The Woman's Weekly was bang on the money with Nicole Kidman's baby bump last week, although I am unsure if that it good luck or good management. I guess if all the mags run the story every two weeks, there's a good chance one will be right at some stage. But congratulations to Nicole, and I'm sticking to my theory that I'll believe it all when I see the crowning shot - Knocked Up style! New Idea has shots of the actress in Sydney looking beautiful and very very happy.

She'll stay in Australia for the duration and her father and mother will deliver the baby, reports the Weekly. Would anyone else feel uncomfortable with their Dad looking up their hoo-ha? Her dad's a psychiatrist, not an obstetrician. And when Nicole's sister Antonia gave birth earlier this year, Nicole listened to the entire thing on speakerphone from Tennessee! Different strokes for different folks I spose.

It's only early on in January but there's a strong frontrunner for Kiwi celeb wedding of the year. The Weekly have exclusive photos of the Fijian nuptials of All Black winger Joe Rokocoko and his new wife Beverly. Doth my memory deceive me, or didn't the Weekly just run their engagement story a few weeks ago?

Anyway, forget that. Beverly looks amazing, he looks handsome in traditional Fijian garb, and the rings are blinging. The ceremony was televised for the people in Joe's village! Now that's celebrity. You must check out the photos.

The Weekly also has an interview with newly engaged songstress Delta Goodrem and Brian McFadden, looking suspiciously like one I read in the Aussie OK! over Christmas.

Biographer Andrew Morton's tell-all book on Tommy Girl Cruise is about to hit the shelves, and if anyone out there in publishing is reading this, I want, I want! New Idea has the gist, including allegations that Katie was picked as a partner for Tom from a lineup of Hollywood starlets, including Jessica Alba and Scarlett Johansson.

You may be a movie mega-star, Tom, but you are dreaming! Alba and Scarlett are hot stuff with quite enough publicity and wouldn't look twice at you. But obviously the girl from Dawson's Creek did. Apparently he turned his attentions first to Jennifer Garner, at the time calling her voicemail and asking "if she knew what freedom was.' Er, if that's your come on line, Tom, you need some work in the wooing department.

Almost too delightful to be true is the rumour that some hard core Scientologists believe Suri is the daughter of the religion's founder, L. Ron Hubbard, from beyond the grave! Too smutty for words.

If you're feeling at all queasy flick right on past New Idea's photos of Sting sucking his wife's toes. Shudder. Ditto the NW's shot's of perma-tanned Giorgio Armani in a white Speedo.

Now, Vanessa Minnillo has a great arse in a bikini, that much is true, but is anyone else tired of seeing shots of her and Nick Lachey swanning round the Caribbean? Neither are particularly good at what they do, and they seem to be doing less and less of it in exchange for sunny getaways on Jessica Simpson's dime. Yes, I'm totally jealous. Of the holidays and the arse!

NW reports that the pair are engaged, and with their lack of work commitments they'll have plenty of time to plan their nuptials.

Also looking amazing on her Christmas getaway is Mrs Mandy Barker, emerging from the water at Omaha in a stripy bikini. And she only just had a baby! Sigh.

Now I'm a bit fed up with Kate Middleton and all that royal palaver. I'm a Chelsy girl myself as you all well know - sun, sand and vodka all the way. But the Day's story on her could be slightly smutty - suggesting William had an affair with Dodi Al Fayed's little sister! How Jerry Springer.

Can you imagine the possibilities if, like NW suggests in this week's issue, Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline hooked up? The tackiest twosome of the decade. Although what she sees in a low-rent father of four with no job is beyond me - Paris doesn't really seem the stepmother type. Eeew, the cooties that'd be exchanged! They must be doing it to get at Britney, but the poor love's got far greater problems than those two at the moment.

The Day has pics of Ms Spears cackling away with her new paparazzi lover in California, and accompanying details about her breakdown and ensuing custody battle.

I wouldn't take the mag's Jennifer Aniston pregnancy story too seriously either, I've seen snaps of her New Year getaway in Mexico, and there is no way there's a baby hiding in that rock hard belly, trust. The pic-with-bump they claim is from a few weeks ago is actually from September.

And in more baby news (what is it with this time of year?) the Woman's Day says don't be surprised if our favourite Aussie, Rove McManus and girlfriend Tasma Walton make an announcement of their own very soon. Apparently the pair are in 'full nesting mode' in Melbourne, and want a 'tribe' of kids.

Leggy Naomi Campbell's snapped in the Day in fine form on holiday in Uruguay, but in a papped snap in the back of the Woman's Day she looks more like a long-lost Williams sister.

And that's all from the mags this week!