For the better part of a decade Catherine Zeta-Jones has been flying the dragon flag in Hollywood. The gorgeous girl from a small village pulled herself up to superstardom, gaining a Hollywood heavyweight husband and two cute kids along the way. Catherine now divides her time between homes in Los Angeles, New York City, Aspen, Bermuda, Majorca, Wales and Quebec - not bad for a girl from Mumbles.

There have been long standing rumours about Catherine's real age, (she claims 37) and in Woman's Day this week the mag runs with the theory that Zeta-Jones hasn't come across her youthful looks solely from clean living and listening to Tom Jones records.

A blow-by-blow pictorial and expert opinion from a handful of plastic surgeons believe Miss CZJ has had more than a bit of cosmetic assistance. Granted, in the 'Now' picture Catherine is dolled up to the nines and in the 'Before' shot she's completely sans makeup, but one cannot argue with the increased voluptuousness in the bosom area.

"There is a considerable difference in the volume of the breasts," says one astute surgeon. Oh, is that what a boob job is? I feel so much the wiser.

The Day kindly refer to Michael, rumoured to be no stranger to plastic surgery himself, as a 'veteran actor.' I think the term they're looking for is 'old man.'

Woah mama! Geri Halliwell is looking hotter than she has in years on the beach in St Tropez. Ever the shrinking violet, Geri ‘stumbled' across the paparazzi during her week's stay on the Cote d'Azur and they snapped plenty of bikini shots. It must be quite a workout carting round daughter Bluebell Madonna. Her head alone looks like it would weigh several kilos.

Victoria Beckham won't like having a competitor in the skinny stakes one bit, although she wouldn't have had muscle tone like Geri's since Adam wore shorts.

New Breakfast host Pippa Wetzell shows off her cute baby daughter, and that generic hairdo she's been saddled with since taking up her permanent role on the show.

The Tom and Katie show takes a sinister turn in the Day and the New Idea. Seems little Suri doean't take to kindly to swimming in the sea, or possibly it's her Daddy's bowl cut that she finds offensive.

You don't even have to open the New Idea to find the definitive reason why Tommy C should never tear up the dance floor. 'Katie Takes Control' the headline blares, and she would want to get her husband in line once she sees the shot of him getting fresh behind her on the dance floor, mega sweaty pits and a grimace which says he might be enjoying things a little too much as he dances up on his missus' rear end.

The accompanying article, 'Katie Takes Control' is heavy on the exclamation marks! Apparently her new mission is to make her husband young and 'with it'. Good luck lady.

"Katie thinks Tom is the most handsome man she's ever met," says a friend. "But she wishes he'd dress a little younger and hipper." Pot. Kettle. Black.

New Idea runs a series of celebrity mug shots this week. Nicole Richie looks quite cute. Lindsay Lohan looks bombed, Michelle Rodriguez looks completely plastered, and Nick Nolte looks like the kind of guy you'd cross the street to avoid.

Worst job of the week: John Travolta's two minions whose responsibility it is took work his wig in the New York City heat.

A special Woman's Weekly anniversary issue has come out, and managed to make Keisha Castle-Hughes look several decades older in the process.

The mag turns 75 and is celebrating in style with a list of the 75 Kiwi women they love. You may love them all too, had you heard of them all, and I'm guessing Suzanne Paul was their resident out-of-towner. The list goes from the actresses to the athletes to doctors and doll makers (yes, doll makers), and we get Joe Cotton posing in the nip. Again.

You'll find out things you might not know about our Kiwi birds. Brooke Fraser is opposed to drunkenness. Theresa Gattung was loathed by many. Adine Wilson took fashion tips from the Weekly as an 18-year-old student. And apparently we all love Susan Wood's lawyer.

And that's all from the mags this week!