The smut: Friday (16/01/09)
While Kelly Osbourne makes plans to get hitched, is Jennifer preparing to ditch husband number three?
Jennifer Lopez has had the gossip world buzzing for weeks after several sightings of the star at very public events minus her wedding ring. Her almost five-year marriage to Marc Anthony is the longest-running of the three she has had. Could it be on the rocks just 11 months after the birth of the couple's twins, Max and Emme, last February?

No so, says the J-Lo.

Her wedding ring was missing when Lopez made sexy eyes at the camera at the premiere of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button in LA in December. A girl like that doesn't do something like that without reason, blabbed aides, and that the wedding ring-less look was definitely on purpose.

She ensured all eyes were on her at this week's Golden Globes in a gold Marchesa gown, which some loved. I hated. I thought it was a desperate attempt to steal the limelight from actresses who were actually there for a reason, and flashing flesh at both back and front was a sad tribute to that barely there Versace dress Lopez wore ten years ago, when she really was the hottest young thing in Hollywood.

Now I'm the first to put my hand up and admit I'm no Kate Moss, but in that clingy gold number you could actually spot a couple of rolls of back fat on Ms Lopez. I'm not saying back fat is bad. Not by a long way! But if you're trying to give the illusion of perfection on a Hollywood red carpet, and you have said back rolls, wouldn't you wear a dress that covered them up?

Just saying.

Anyway! The eyes drawn to the tacky gold number also noticed that J-Lo wasn't wearing her wedding ring. Again. Even though she was on the arm of husband Marc Anthony. But don't fret yet, dear reader. Dry your eye. The diva says there's a perfectly reasonable explanation for all of this.

Which was her jewellery didn't go with her dress.

Gold didn't go with gold? Anyway, it's a wedding ring! Call me naïve, but I thought wearing it was mostly non-negotiable. I mean, I know some people can't wear them all the time because of work, but not wearing it cause it didn't go with your outfit is ridiculous.

So Jenny insists all is well in the Anthony marriage, while gossipmongers start making bets about how much longer the couple will last. I give it six months. You?

Lopez told In Touch magazine: "Every time I'm not wearing my ring, people think I'm getting divorced. Divorce is not, and never was, an option."

It's not an option this time, but it was your first option the last two times?

According to IMDB Jennifer Lopez isn't exactly inundated with work. Her sole movie planned for this year, The Governess, see her star as a thief posing as a nanny who falls for her target. Blegh. The only movie for 2010, Plan B, is a ‘romantic comedy' in which ‘a woman who conceives twins through artificial insemination meets the man of her dreams the very next day.' I can wait.

Cate Blanchett has four for this year alone.


Looking good, Kelly O

How good is Kelly Osbourne looking lately? I just spied this pic taken of the formerly foul-mouthed daughter of Ozzy and Sharon taken at a TV publicity event in LA. The Osbournes recently signed up to film a family variety show for US TV.

Kelly's lost forty pounds since moving from LA to London in 2006, but it's not just weight loss that has her looking good. She's rocking a unique look, and has really grown into her pin-up girl style. Very much a modern nod to Dita Von Teese.Love the hair, love the pale lippie, love the dress! I couldn't rock the orange nail polish, but it totally works for her.

Could it be love which has put the spring in Kelly's step? She's engaged to 19-year-old model Luke Worrell, who she's been dating since last May. Using thoroughly modern methods, Luke announced their betrothal by changing his relationship status on Facebook.

Kelly swooned about her fella recently in an interview with UK magazine Closer. Apparently it's not just her who wants marriage and the pitter patter of little feet somewhere along the line.

"I'm not ready to have children yet," she said. "I've always wanted to have them - but not yet. Mum's been trying to get me to have a happy accident for ages. She says: "Go on Kelly, just one little baby."

And she may not have any definitive wedding plans in the works, but you can discount Kel following in the footsteps of another rock offspring, Peaches Geldof, who married in Vegas a few months ago.

"I wouldn't get married in Vegas - I have a touch of class, thank you. I feel for Peaches - I feel like it was such an attention thing."


Girls of the Playboy Mansion no more

It's official. The last of Hugh Hefner's long term girlfriends has packed up and shipped out of his Holmby Hills mansion in LA, ending the Holly, Bridget and Kendra era. After seven years Bridget Marquardt only moved out of the mansion this week after a busy couple of months filming a TV travel show.

Still, she says to People that she and her elderly ex called it quits on good terms.

"He's so excited for me and happy for me. Hef's says if I want to come back to the mansion and bring a date, that's no problem. Hef's like ‘You can always come back here, Come back to eat all your meals. Come here to spend the night if you need to.' He's just being really sweet about it. We have gotten closer than ever. I will love him forever, there's no question."

Does anyone else feel like singing ‘My Heart Will Go On' after that little speech?

Meanwhile, fellow Hefner ex, the newly engaged Kendra Wilkinson, wasn't quite so diplomatic when it came to spilling the beans on life at the mansion. Success! I knew one of them would have to blab sooner or later.

Life with the eternal Playboy wasn't always full of sexy times, the New York Daily News reports Kendra revealed. The 23-year-old was forced to ‘sneak' sex under her octogenarian boyfriend's nose, as she simply wasn't getting enough from the old fella.

Yes, she says, she did sleep with Hef. But they certainly weren't inseparable, and often just saw each other once a day around the house and exchanged pleasantries. Kind of like having the flatmate who you don't really like.

"Besides the nights we went out, I only saw Hef, like, once a day walking through the halls to his office. There were never solo dates," Kendra says.

And while free love was certainly a premise Playboy was founded on, Hef's girls didn't have quite so many liberties. Staff kept track of when the three came and went from the house in a log book Hef would review daily. They were told they had to spend holidays at the mansion, not with their families, and since they couldn't have jobs Hef gave the trio $1000 a week allowance. I hope he paid expenses as well. That would all go on bleach, bikini waxes and dog food for that lot. A thousand dollars a week! That's peanuts for a good gold digger.

There's no word on Holly, currently dating greaseball magician Criss Angel. But Bridget, says Kendra, was faithful to Hef for the seven years she was his girlfriend. Seven years of wrinkly old man love. That's dedication.

"Bridget told me that she's been faithful all these years, and I was like, ‘How the hell can you do that?' I had to have (sex) so I could feel my age, like a healthy human being."

Or feel up someone her age, like a healthy human being.


Spotted

Tina Fey and Mad Men's Jon Hamm filming 30 Rock in Manhattan...Kim and Kourtney Kardashian with their brother's girlfriend, Adrienne Bailon, shopping at Christian Louboutin in Beverly Hills...Mickey Rourke getting on a plane to Tahiti with his chihuahua at LAX...Matthew Broderick walking son James to school in the freezing NYC weather...Will Smith arriving at Radio One in central London...Jerry and Jessica Seinfeld leaving a New York restaurant after dining out with Madonna and Gwyneth Paltrow...

6 Comments
1. miss_madame_s - Jan 16 03:49pm
Bridget has always been my favourite Girl of The Playboy Mansion and not just because she was the most natural looking of the three either.
She just has a nice personality, quirkiness and of course she is intelligent with the study courses she took.
2. miss_madame_s - Jan 16 03:50pm
I also agree that Kelly Osbourne is looking great lately and I wish here all the best with Luke Worrell.
3. bernie3200 - Jan 16 04:01pm
I'm so glad I wasn't the only one who noticed Jennys back fat. I'm not having a go but, if your going to wear something like that then you better be in your best shape possible.
4. bernie3200 - Jan 16 04:01pm
Yes, Kelly does look fantasic!
5. miss_madame_s - Jan 16 04:05pm
Her, not here.
6. lds9860 - Jan 19 05:40pm
Anna Higgins suffers from tall poppy syndrome. Come on YAHOO, can you hire someone else who actually knows about the world of celebrities. And is not a [profane] when it comes to talking about fashion.
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