Once in a while, along comes the girl that has everything. The beautiful Angelina Jolie Voight overcame a mad, bad and dangerous to know image and a very sexy past to become an Oscar winner, a mother of four, Brad Pitt's old lady and a woman who combined red carpets with flying aeroplanes and humanitarian endeavours. Basically an ultra hot, charitable Superwoman.

Apart from a niggling reputation as a man stealer, Angie has it all in the bag. But New Idea is reporting this week that The Girl Who Has It All wants more.

Very interesting is their latest Brangelina spin, that Ange has broken the news to Brad that she wants to sleep with women as well as him. "I'm Still A Lesbian" blares their cover, prompting readers to bypass Suzanne Paul and get straight to the smutty details. Although Angelina was bisexual, never a lesbian, let's not let the little details get in the way.

Now this is one hard to please madam. Not happy with sharing her bed with an admittedly ageing but still hot Brad Pitt, Miz Jolie decides she needs some lady love on the side as well. I guess the kids will be getting a few "aunties" lurking round the house.

New Idea reports that in her delightfully tactful way, Angie informed Brad that "relationships with women fulfil her in ways that he never could."

You'd think he would be excited about it, but traditionalist Brad is a bit bummed. I'm assuming he wasn't being asked to join in, then.

Woman's Day has shots of the already pencil thin Angelina Jolie looking scarily Skinny Minnie. Her knee bones bulge out, her calves look like twigs, and although her stomach is concave, her boobs are still huge. Curious. How does that work?

It's sad when you think back to her Tomb Raider days, when Ange had a body so rocking you would have sold your own granny to get one similar .

She's weighing in at 43kg, and the Day reckons she's addicted to diet pills. What she does have is a skeletal bod and a considerable history of drug use.

Brad's former fiancee Gwyneth Paltrow makes the pages of NW this week, with the very persistent rumour that she and husband Chris Martin are heading for Splitsville. Gwyneth doesn't seem the type to 'do' divorce, so we'll see how this one plays out.

Nicky Watson graces the Woman's Day with shots from her 2008 calendar this week. Nicky in a bikini at a Dunedin castle. Nicky in a bikini by a thermal pool. You get my drift.

Now Little Miss Watson does look amazing, but a bit too amazing if you get my drift. Can you say 'airbrushed?'

Nicky boasts an interesting logic, saying after opening up about former boyfriend, the late party pill king Logan Miller. "I have been advised never to talk about partners in the media." Yes, discerning is your middle name. So you won't talk about boyfriends, but getting your tit pierced on TV is a good idea?

"I feel like people want me to be New Zealand's answer to Paris Hilton," she says. If Paris Hilton is a question, I don't think I want to know the answer.

Meanwhile, the original Paris Hilton "is planning to visit the site of Rwanda's horrific 1994 genocide in a bid to raise awareness about the plight of the survivors." Yeah, she's a regular Mother Theresa. She'll just get upset because they're all skinnier than her, not be able to find a fast food joint, and take herself and her crabs, whoops, her dog, back to the States.

We all know Britney Spears is not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but even she has taken stupidity up a notch after losing her kids to the Fed (Kevin Federline, not Roger Federer) last week. Leaving a message on your ex's answering machine saying 'I'm high and I'll stay high' when you're in the midst of a custody battle is not smart.

The various mags report Britney's depression and suicide danger after losing custody of her boys last week. Yeah she seems real sad. What with telling the paparazzi "I'm so happy!" cruising round town with sleazy record producers, and missing her first visit with the kids. Maybe she will decide to jump on the Hollywood bandwagon and adopt some new kids. Odds on she'd call them Taco and Frappucino.

Babywatch can be frustrating exercise when it rears its head in the women's mags. For a while there if I had to imagine a non-existent baby bump on the willowy Nicole Kidman or the slim as a pin Reese Witherspoon one more time, I was going to scream.

Jennifer Lopez has always been one hot mama, but is she now a mama to be? All signs point to yes if the pics in the Day are anything to go buy. La Lopez performed in Atlantic City with her husband Skeletor, I mean, Marc Anthony, and her top blew up to show a baby bump on full display. Wait for the announcement, rumours say it's twins.

Were Jen and Orlando bringing the sexy back on a romantic holiday? The pics say possibly, and there's one that could start the rumour mill going from the premiere of her ex's movie Troy, which Orlando also starred in, but the truth, sadly, is much more tame.

Word is the pair were in Mexico for the wedding of their mutual manager, with a ton of other people along for the fun. That doesn't mean a story can't be spun out and apparently Jen is giving Orly a "second chance." Tell me again when she gave him a first chance?

Jen's still a fan of the weeny bikini and is looking hot, but slightly beat from the sun, the cigs and probably a spot of indulgence in a few margaritas. It is Mexico, after all.

Suzanne Paul opens her heart to New Idea about 'the joy of being a mum'. Has she gone all celebrity and adopted an African baby? No such thing. Her husband's kids came to stay for two whole weeks in the holidays.

She's in very good nick for a 50-year-old, while he's still sporting his fetching ponytail.

The kids like their music loud, and she "doesn't enjoy the violent assault on her hearing." Has she heard herself speak? They're the ones copping an assault to the ears.

The most pregnant woman in the world must be Isla Fisher, snapped in NW giving fiance Sasha Baron Cohen a piece of her mind. The bump looks ever huge since she's wearing white, and has donned a belt which sits underneath the bump itself, accentuating its massiveness. Never mind one baby, it looks like there's a whole village set up camp in there.

Show me someone who finds Tori Spelling hot, and I'll show you a liar. The worst boob job in Hollywood grinds up and down a stripper pole for the Pussycat Dolls and gives the rest of us nightmares for a week. It's worth buying the NW simply to see photos of Jessica Simpson not looking like a tranny. And who knew Debra Messing made it into Pavarotti's will? The actress is snapped wearing a mucho oversized muumuu in the back of the Day, and see through to boot.

Now while I try and get rid of the mental image of Pavarotti in a see through muumuu...

Susan Wood spills her beans to the Weekly, although really there aren't many beans to spill. Pointedly the article doesn't mention her age, but the ex-broadcaster strikes poses on Takapuna beach and explains how she's been filling the past year since she's been off screen

"Mostly hanging out at home in a pair of shorts."

Yeah, it's a hard life.

"I can see why people thought I was being a greedy bitch," Wood says after her highly publicised pay dispute with TVNZ. Now I'm no member of the Susan Wood fan club, but if someone offered me a 22% pay cut I would not be a happy camper either.

I'll leave you with the stomach churning thought of the day, courtesy of Mrs Sharon "Too Much Information" Osbourne on husband Ozzy's sex life. "He's just like that battery-powered bunny in the Duracell adverts. Instead of that little rabbit they should have Ozzy's willy banging a drum."

Shudder.

And that's all from the mags this week.