There are more rumours that cracks are showing in Hugh Hefner's idyllic three-girlfriend living arrangement which has provided so popular on the reality TV show Girls Of The Playboy Mansion. After sources insisted to Perez Hilton they saw Hef's number one girl, Holly Madison, openly making out with greasy magician Criss Angel in Las Vegas, there are rumours that Kendra also has herself a new boyfriend.

(For the record, Holly says she and the guy who looks like he uses chip fat for aftershave are friends ‘right now'.)

Several readers have emailed Perez Hilton's site saying they've spotted Hef's sporty - and very young - girlfriend in and around Philadelphia in the company of Philadelphia Eagles footballer Hank Baskett.

Apparently the couple have been involved in some very public tonsil hockey round town as well as dining out, hanging at the mall and Kendra's been spotted watching the Eagles play from a private box. Kendra's mum was an Eagles cheerleader back in the day.

Anyway, Kendra's taken to MySpace to talk about the rumours in typical Kendra style.

And I quote!

"Yaaaa trick yaaaaaaaa
Current mood: Aroused

Hiiiii just wanna let yall know that i am not engaged! If I was id be very happy though n i wouldnt hide it..hahahahahaha!!!! rumors are sooooooooo f**kin funny. Yaa trick yaaaaaaa lololol!! Love is a beautiful thing n i think the world needs more of it. lol.."

Gwyneth's advice from on high

Like Marmite, you either love or you hate Gwyneth Paltrow. There is no in between. Naysayers argue that the girl from acting pedigree who lives on several continents and speaks several languages and has a life like a Ralph Lauren add needs that irritating air of superiority slapped right off her face. Others know she's not one of those actresses who look like they'd be a great girlfriend, up for several margaritas and a good goss, but like her regardless.

Gwyneth is richer, thinner, and better looking than you. She knows it and you know it. Which I assume is why the actress seems so keen to issue lifestyle advice of late - taking Oprah through her grueling workout routine, making a foodie TV show with her friend Mario Batali - and generally telling people how they can do more things the Paltrow way.

The actress' latest venture is online lifestyle site GOOP. Don't ask me what it means. I don't even know if it stands for anything. But the site (found at http://goop.com ) declares that it has advice to "Nourish the inner aspect" by Gwyneth Paltrow.

Sign up for the site's e-mail newsletter and you'll receive Gwyneth's own personal pearls of wisdom for the couture wearing, Oscar winning, obscenely wealthy women among us.

"Make your life good. Invest in what's real. Cook a meal for someone you love. Pause before reacting. Clean out your space. Read something beautiful. Treat yourself to something. Go to a city you've never been to. Learn something new. Don't be lazy. Workout and stick with it. GOOP. Make it great."

After reading that, here's my advice to you. Pass the bucket. Or I will puke haphazardly throughout the immediate vicinity.

If that had said dance as if nobody's watching I think I would have attacked my computer.

But that's not all! The actress, model and spokesperson wants you to know, via People, that she doesn't have a personal chef, cooks all her family's meals, eats carbohydrates ("We have a wood burning pizza oven in our garden"), and can cook a perfect duck. She's thinner than you'll probably ever be, eats junk food, and would just like to rub that in a bit.

Smug, smug, smug.

The latest on Barker, AM plane crash

Drummer Travis Barker and celebrity DJ Adam Goldstein are still holed up in a Georgia hospital after Saturday's plane crash which left the pair critically burned and four others killed.

AM's ex Mandy Moore has been seen visiting the hospital, while Barker's ex-wife Shanna Moakler (they've been on and off more times than your living room light switch) flew to be with the rocker immediately after the crash and has been photographed leaving the hospital in tears. She's also been wearing her wedding ring.

Says Shanna in a recently released statement:

"There are not enough words to express how thankful we are for the outpouring of love and support we have received during this very difficult time. We can only ask for prayers as we heal and mourn the loss of our dear friends who we considered part of our family. Our lives will be changed forever."

It's been announced that the pilot and co-pilot died of smoke and fume inhalation, while Chris Baker and Charles Still, Barker's assistant and bodyguard, died of blunt force trauma head injuries. Travis and Adam are expected to make full recoveries.

Sadness! I interviewed Travis Barker once and he was sweet as pie. I can't help but think that his brief liaison with Paris Hilton may have inevitably altered his karmic fate, but you wouldn't wish a plane crash which killed two of your best friends on anyone.

Even a narky bitch like me wouldn't stoop that low.

Casey makes a right boob of it

And in today's slightly bizarre goss, Jamie-Lynn Spears' left boob is the currently the centre of controversy which could end up as a breach of US federal law.

What did a little boob do to deserve all this hooha, I hear you ask?

Turns out Jamie Lynn's babydaddy, Casey Alridge, rather unwisely took photos featuring Jamie and their daughter, Maddie, as well as the wider Spears family to a Louisiana Wal-Mart to get copies made.

Says TMZ: "Law enforcement believes someone at the Wal-Mart may have made extra copies, then tried selling them."

The picture causing the ruckus is one showing Jamie Lynn breastfeeding her daughter with her left boob exposed. Because Jamie Lynn is a minor, selling rude pics of her could violate a number of US laws which don't have happy endings.

Possible pornography charges could face those who ever try and run the snaps, say US reports.

Memo to Casey: You're already in the dog box with the Spears clan, fella. Next time, buy a photo printer.

Emmy frocks! My hits and misses

America Ferrera looking fresh and age-appropriate in a black ruched vintage gown...Mariska Hargitay was a little ray of sunshine in assymetrical yellow Carolina Herrera...Marcia Cross looked like a fairy in pale pink Elie Saab couture with a tulle skirt...Tina Fey dressed to impress in a form-fitting eggplant David Meister dress...Brooke Shields paid homage to the eighties in fuschia Badgley Mischka with a long train...Mary Louise Parker's blue Roberto Cavalli gown looked like it was made of a nasty lycra-polyester blend that would pill...Lauren Conrad's strapless navy gown has been done to death - I would have expected more from someone who calls herself a ‘fashion designer'...Hayden Panettiere looked far older than teenaged in a Badgley Mischka gown...I don't think I was the only one not really feeling the pastel tones on the red carpet like Cynthia Nixon's aqua green and Julia Louis-Dreyfus' salmon. Or was I?