LiveStrong? Just not for long. Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong are all over rover after just three months of dating, and plenty of PDA from California to Cannes. The pair were first spotted out in Austin, Texas, in May, and have spent their summer playing tennis, hanging out with their respective kiddies, and making out. They were last spotted together at a summit in Ohio for Lance's LiveStrong charity over the weekend.

"There was no drama or ugliness," a source close to the couple told usmagazine.com. "There is not hatred, just sadness."

Funny, I don't think Kate's crying into her cereal of a morning. She's fast gaining a reputation as one of Hollywood's biggest man eaters - and by that, I'm not making her wear the Ho-bag Hat. She's just renowned as a girl who enjoys a good time and a guy with a fit bod, and has no qualms about loving and leaving the fellas with nary an afterthought. Remember Dax Shepard?

Odds up she's hooked back up with Owen Wilson within a month.

Britney, Paris.....er, Barack?

One of these things is not like the other, as the old kids' TV song goes. With four months to go until the American elections, old timer John McCain has resorted to trying to dismiss Democrat candidate Barack Obama as a flash in the pan celebrity.

In the ad, People online reports, images of Spears, Hilton and Obama appear on the screen as a voiceover says, ‘He's the biggest celebrity in the world. But is he ready to lead?'

Say what?

So it's OK for 71-year-old John McCain to pretend to watch The Hills (doesn't he have something more important to do?), but he compares a man that could be the next American president with one girl who had a complete meltdown in front of the world's cameras, losing her hair, her knickers and her dignity along the way; and another with a wonky eye, her sexual escapades recorded on camera, and the eloquent catchphrase "that's hot?"

Word is Paris' parents are pissed, particularly as records show they've donated US$4,600 to John McCain's campaign. Mind you, it's not like the girl needs help dragging her reputation down. And how much clout did they expect to get for $4,600?

A statement from Barack Obama's people took McCain to task. "On a day when major news organizations across the country are taking Senator McCain to task for a steady stream of false, negative attacks, his campaign has launched yet another. Or, as some might say, 'Oops! He did it again.' Our dependence on foreign oil is one of the greatest challenges we face."

Sam Lutfi rears his ugly head

Watch out, world! As Britney Spears returns to Los Angeles from Mexico, where she was snapped looking fine in a white bikini, word is that Jamie Spears' restraining order against Britney's manager-confidante-very own Howard K. Stern, Sam Lutfi, expires tomorrow. People reports that the order, one of several laid against Lutfi by ex-friends over the past few years, won't be renewed - largely because Britney has no interest in having that slimy looking sidekick back in her life.

The restraining order was slapped on Lutfi in February after he admitted, according to Britney's mother, Lynne, drugging the singer without her knowledge. He later publicly bagged out both mama and papa Spears after their intervention saw Britney hospitalised early in the year.

Bitter at his sudden exit off the gravy train, perhaps?

Poor Britney. Having that horrid little man's name back in the news again just reminded me of how far she's come since the start of the year, being carted off to psychiatric hospital on an ambulance stretcher. It was an obvious symptom of her mental state that she even let the shifty wannabe into her life at all. Let's hope he stays away, and keeps Adnan of the Landing Strip with him.

Check out my previous blogging on Britney here.

 

May the breast man win

While we've got a theme of ‘Oops, I Did It Again' running through today's Smut, a bit of a Hollywood boo-boo's blown up in pushy mom-ager Dina Lohan's perma-tanned face this week.

On the upcoming series finale of E!'s sad reality show, Living Lohan, 41-year-old (whoops, 14, but easy mistake to make if you look at her) Ali Lohan auditioned for a part in an upcoming movie, Trolls.

By all accounts, the audition went pretty well. But there was a shock in store for the mother-daughter combo when they realised the flick's director, Peter Davy, has been at the helm of such questionably titled films like Breast Wishes 14 and Bun Busters 12.

Ali's rep said the Lohan's had "no idea" about the director's past, and Dinah is reportedly apoplectic with rage.