The smut: Friday (27/06/08)
Pam's on her way Down Under, Gary's got a face like thunder, and should Madonna get ready for a plunder?
Could the rumours be true for once? The Times a very reputable British newspaper, has this week reported that Madonna herself has retained the services of Ms Fiona Shackleton, London's divorce lawyer extraordinaire.

Of course, you'll remember that Shackleton was Paul MccCartney's divorce lawyer and ensure that his money-grubbing ex, Heather Mills received only one quarter of the GBP80m she was demanding from the former Beatle. Similarly, Madge's husband Guy Ritchie is rumoured to have lawyered up with a very respectable but not as renowned Mayfair law firm.

Madonna was spotted in New York today with no wedding ring on. The couple are rumoured to have no pre-nup in place. Should the Material Girl be preparing to part ways with a few of her assets? I'll keep you posted.

Read more on celebrity pre-nups.

Former CSI star Gary Dourdan has been spotted out and about on the streets of LA again, almost one month after his bust for multiple drug possession at the Coachella music festival in California.

In e-mails with a TV host friend immediately after he was busted, Dourdan (widely known round Hollywood as a bit of a douchebag) proclaimed his innocence after being found passed out in his parked car.

He said, "I am blessed that the Sgt. realized that the luggage carrying whatever they found was not mine and that my tests have been coming back negative.

He then pleaded guilty to cocaine and ecstasy possession after one count of heroin possession was dropped. Dourdan had come off contract with the original CSI show before the arrest - not that I think it'll help it any.

Am I the only one that's got fed up with the direction they're taking this string of shows? For one, we don't care about their relationships, show us some gore. And secondly, all the main characters in the shows set in Miami, Las Vegas and New York are insuffering know-it-alls, with the cheesiest lines this side of Cheddartown.

Especially that Horatio Crane. If only you could reach inside the TV and give someone a slap, he'd be for it!

Can't stand a know-it-all. I was the only person I knew that hated that bloke Robert Langdon from The Da Vinci Code too. Being stuck with him at a party would be my idea of hell. Well, him and Michael Cullen.

She may be back together with many-time ex Tommy Lee, but it doesn't look like Pamela Anderson is doing so well in the career department. The buxom one (who's starting to age above and beyond her years, if you ask me) has signed on to make a surprise appearance in the Australian Big Brother house. She'll be darkening the house's doors July 9. That particular Big Brother lot have been enclosed for more than 60 days so I'm sure they'll be pleased to get a glimpse of Pam and the twins.

Here's Terrence Howard snapped strutting the streets of Los Angeles looking very carefully put together. I must say it's quite refreshing to see a guy dressing to impress, even though he looks more like he'd fit in on the polo fields of Britain than the dusty footpaths of LA. He's very particular, this fella. Obsessed with cleanliness. It must have killed him to play a greasy-ass pimp in Hustle and Flow.

Terrence was famously quoted in a magazine interview, elaborating that his ‘deal breaker' with any potential girlfriend was if he discovered she only used loo paper to deal with doing number ones and number twos.

"If they're using dry paper, they aren't washing all of themselves. It's just unclean," he told Elle magazine. "So if I go in a woman's house and see the toilet paper there, I'll explain this. And if she doesn't make the adjustment to baby wipes, I'll know she's not completely clean."

None other than miss sassy and single herself, Cameron Diaz, has been snapped running errands in Santa Monica with a ring on That Finger. Of course, the notoriously anti-pap Cameron could just be toying with the tabloids. She's newly dating Jennifer Aniston's ex, hot British model Paul Sculfor, and just last week the casually dressed pair were snapped sucking face on the streets of LA.

Sculfor's romance with Jennifer Aniston was long rumoured to be a ‘fauxmance' for the benefit of the press. They dated a year ago. So is it true love for the Shrek star after her last romance with po-faced toyboy Justin Timberlake fizzled out 18 months ago? We'll have to wait and see.

1 Comments
1. wintonmitchell@xtra.co.nz - Jun 30 04:49pm
does Terrence Howard remember to use his baby wipes? That's what I want t know, because boys are yucky!!!! hehehe
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